My Baby Can Teleport

Where she started.

Where I found her three minutes later when I came back.

Conclusion? My baby can teleport.

How awesome is that?

It's my new Trump Card in Mompetitions. Example:

Other Mother: My daughter is 2. She now speaks five languages including Xhosa (you know, the African one with the clicks?), can forge Thomas Jefferson's signature and was reading at the age of 3 months. And she's potty trained.

Me: [significant pause] My baby can teleport.

BAM! I win.