Last Saturday (March 26) we went to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with Kyle's parents.
Kyle: Hey, we've got a whole summer ahead of us. Let's go ahead and get the season pass.
Tanya: Well... Ok I guess.
Kyle brought his super fancy 600 dollar camera that I hate lugging around because its so big, but hey, he bought it before we were married and he's carrying it so I can't really complain, right? (Well, I could, but I'm a better person than that.) He took several pictures and was pretty proud of them. Then I got stressed.
Tanya: I am stressed. There are too many people here. They are crowding me. Can we leave now?
Kyle: That's why it's called a crowd, dear. It's supposed to happen.
Terrie: Kyle, your wife is so beautiful and perfect and you have to do what she says.
Kyle: Ok. Maybe we'll come back later.
Tanya (
thinking): Ha. Like that will ever happen. My evil plot is in motion.
So, we left. But we were hungry so we went to a crepe restaurant. It seemed like an interesting and different place to go. They served sweet and savory crepes. It couldn't be too bad a place because there were bottles of Nutella all over.
Kyle: Let's eat here! It's different and interesting and not McDonalds.
Tanya: Well, they do decorate in Nutella. I guess it will be OK.
We had some crepes. They were OK, if a little expensive and the order taker was a little rude. I figured, hey, forgive the guy. Rudeness is one of the big city symptoms you can't get away from like smog-lung and diversity. We ended up leaving after eating, driving the 90 minutes home in exhaustion.
Then Sunday I made some fancy Shmancy cookies that I wanted to blog about. So I asked Kyle to take a picture.
Kyle: I can't find my camera. Where is it?
Tanya: Just use mine.
Kyle: Why do we have it if I never use it?
Tanya: You could just use mine, it's easier than looking for it.
Kyle: I want to use mine. Can you help me find it?
Tanya: I will find it later. Just use mine.
Kyle: No! Hulk Use Hulk's Camera! (
tears off shirt and rampages)
Tanya: Ok. I will look for it. Just use mine while I do.
Well, we couldn't find it. We looked and we looked. Nowhere. I figured it would turn up. But it didn't. After much calm discourse, we decided it might be back in Monterey, possibly in the crepe restaurant. So we looked up their phone number and tried to call them.
Kyle (
to the phone): Hello? Hello? Hellooooo?
(
Kyle hangs up)
Kyle (
to Tanya): They won't answer. It rings and rings then a click and silence.
Tanya: Ok. I will try during the day while you're gone because I am brave and not a phone-phobe at all.
(
much later)
Tanya (
to the phone, sweating and slightly panicky): Hello? Hello? Hellloooooo?
Tanya (
to Kyle): They won't answer. It rings and rings then a click and silence.
Kyle: Do you want to go to Monterey?
Tanya: Not really. I'm sure it will show up.
Kyle: (
puppy eyes)
Tanya: Fine.
So this Saturday (April 2) we went back to Monterey. We listened to conference on Kyle's phone on the drive and yelled at children in what I hope is a religiously acceptable manner. We parked and the first place we went was the crepe place.
Kyle: I think I left my camera here last week.
Guy Behind the Counter (in a light (but should be heavy because it's funnier that way) Mexican or Mediterranean accent): Do you know how many camera's I find here! Lots of lost tourist cameras! You should have come back last week maybe half an hour later.
Kyle: I didn't know it was missing until Sunday. I tried calling-
GBtC: I don't take orders so the only calls I get are advertisers and I don't like to talk to them.
Kyle: Then why do you have a pho-
GBtC: You can't expect me to answer the phone when I work with so many customers and I'm busy and I can't be bothered by you tourists! You should have come back sooner! A week is too long. You are inconveniencing me!
Kyle: I live an hour away. I have a job during the wee-
GBtC: You should have come sooner. You can't expect me to keep track of all the camera's you tourists lose. Somebody could have taken it. It's your fault for losing it.
Kyle: I can describe it to you. Its in a blue and black case. Its a Nikon D50. Can you just look?
BGtC: Grumble grumble (
goes in the back, comes back out with our camera)
Kyle: Yay! Thank you!
Well, since we were in Monterey anyways, with a fancy camera to boot, we decided to let our hair down and relax. We went to the aquarium again, but only for a little while (advantage of a season pass). Kyle didn't bother taking pictures this time because he already had aquarium pictures from last week. We had lunch, but not at the crepe place because we decided that we didn't really care for crepes anymore. Then we went to this huge and spiffy playground dedicated to Dennis the Menace (review forthcoming). Pleased with our day, we returned home.
Then today I figured I would get to blogging about that aquarium visit we did last week. I was excited to see how well Kyle's pictures turned out. I plugged in the camera. I opened the folder.
Tanya: Huh. Where are the aquarium pictures? What's this? Kyle? Why did you take this picture?
Kyle: What? I didn't take that.
Tanya: Let's see when it was taken. March 31? That was Thursday. And the aquarium pictures are gone.
(realization dawns)
Kyle: No wonder he was so angry about me asking for my camera back.
So instead of Monterey Bay Aquarium pictures, you get this:
And a Crepe Restaurant review:
The food was decent, if not very filling. I found it a little pricey, although that could be understandable due to a location so close to the highly popular Monterey Bay Aquarium. However, the staff are rude and unhelpful. Do not try to call, they don't take orders. Not recommended. Oh, and they will delete all your Aquarium pictures.